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News just in!!!

The world according to Sir Donny.

Disclaimer: Sir Donny is a duck, a mallard actually. He lives quite happily on a lake not far from me. While I lie on the bank in a drunken stupor he comes and whispers in my ear.

None of this is true but I somehow so wish it was.

Has the world gone mad?

Sir Donny got quite agitated about this, or at least I think he did, he may have just been laughing.

Now one of them likes to wear make-up and the other likes to look like he he put his clothes on while being dragged through a hedge backwards.

Or is it just some surreall self reality that we are supposed to be part of and buy into?

Life is not a game show or part of a lesson at private school.

Well...

...not for most of us

A.K.A. The ones that count (and can say origins...although that may have been an ill thought out jibe at the press and, perhaps, the people who invented light bulbs)

So what is it about? A picture of reality?

There is a certain picture of the self proclaimed one and it isn't as pretty as he'd like.

There are always pictures of the other one.

When an older woman won't vote for him because he doesn't even know how to buy shirts that fit....(I still haven't stopped laughing about any of it).

More than one picture exists, however, it's the latest ones that seem to be creating the most trouble (though how an inanimate object can cause trouble is way beyond Sir Donny's level of understanding).

The offending picture in black and white, photoshopped, apparently.

The original:

Probably photoshopped too I suspect will be said.


According to the Twitter feed it was photoshopped!!!

However it also stated that "the hair looks good."

Sir Donny thinks it's a comb over with a lot of hairspray, (I couldn't comment).

Is there an illness for peeing yourself laughing? I should be hospitalised.

Onto the other clown, said Sir Donny.

These people are in charge by the way. (not the duck)

This picture looks similar Sir Donny said.

Somewhat more indifferent though, whatever that means.

Although he also wanted to know if they wear those big slappy shoes so he may not be such a reliable source.

He asked how safe I felt and then said he can't talk about certain countries because of migrating geese. I have no idea why he would say that, but I do know he thinks he has a point.


Then he told me top get up and go home and use photoshop.

So I did.

Sir Donny said he doesn't look happy...

He wanted to know where he lives...

When I asked why he wouldn't tell me. Something about locking up daughters and pecking eyes out; I think I may have heard, but I can't be sure.

He is, after all, a duck.

But he has a wicked sense of humour.